It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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