Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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