i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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