dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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