Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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