How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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