I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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