Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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