I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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