Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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