I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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