I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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