Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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