I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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