3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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