walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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