I puked a lego.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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