So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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