OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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