hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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