I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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