I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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