just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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