Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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