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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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