Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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