we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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