Non-Jews are for practice
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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