Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Randomize