and i looked up. we had an audience...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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