some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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