Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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