Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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