you would pick up someone in the library
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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