so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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