Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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