He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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