i just google imaged poop.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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