He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I love you. Go after that dick
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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