My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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