I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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