pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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