I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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