but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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