Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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