he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Fuck appropriateness.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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