hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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