You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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