Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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