Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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